Cory Massimino is so fat you can see him from space
Cory Massimino is so fat he has his own gravitational pull
Cory Massimino is so fat that the Earth orbits around him
Cory Massimino is so fat it takes a whole cargo train just to transport him
Cory Massimino is so fat his caloric intake is responsible for half of the world's total caloric intake
Cory Massimino is so fat he singlehandedly causes all famines due to his sheer obesity
Cory Massimino is so fat you need to take a panorama shot just to capture that niggas whole body
Cory Massimino is so fat his body takes up multiple timezones
Cory Massimino is so fat he causes all seismic activity in his immediate surroundings
Cory Massimino is so fat his body takes up multiple continents in sheer girth
Cory Massimino is so fat that he could eat an entire family and still be hungry
Cory Massimino is so fat he causes rifts because of his sheer body weight, the earth literally cannot support someone THIS fat
Cory Massimino is the fatass of Florida, the porker of Pahokee, the chubster of Chula Vista, Cory Massimino is his own landmass of fat that engulfs all of Florida