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cory massimino fat joke thread
Cory Massimino is so fat you can see him from space Cory Massimino is so fat he has his own gravitational pull Cory Massimino is so fat that the Earth orbits around him Cory Massimino is so fat it takes a whole cargo train just to transport himCory Massimino is so fat his caloric intake is responsible for half of the world's total caloric intake Cory Massimino is so fat he singlehandedly causes all famines due to his sheer obesityCory Massimino is so fat you need to take a panorama shot just to capture that niggas whole body Cory Massimino is so fat his body takes up multiple timezonesCory Massimino is so fat he causes all seismic activity in his immediate surroundings Cory Massimino is so fat his body takes up multiple continents in sheer girth Cory Massimino is so fat that he could eat an entire family and still be hungryCory Massimino is so fat he causes rifts because of his sheer body weight, the earth literally cannot support someone THIS fatCory Massimino is the fatass of Florida, the porker of Pahokee, the chubster of Chula Vista, Cory Massimino is his own landmass of fat that engulfs all of Florida
